British humour...;-)

Englishman:  "That your dog?"

Welshman:  "Yep."

Englishman:  "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman:  "Dog no talk."

Englishman: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog:  "Doin' all right."

Welshman: (Look of shock!)

Englishman:  "Is this Welshman your owner?" (Pointing at the Welshman)

Dog:  "Yep."

Englishman:  "How's he treating you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes
me to the lake once a week to play."

Welshman: (Look of total disbelief)

Englishman:  "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welshman:  "Horse no talk."

Englishman:  "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Welshman: (Extreme look of shock!)

Englishman:  "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Welshman)

Horse:  "Yep."

Englishman:  "How's he treating you?"

Horse:  "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down
often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."

Welshman: (Look of total amazement)

Englishman:  "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welshman:  "Sheep lie.”